Why did the Jews kill Christ

Did you figure it out Sam? You figure out why the Jews killed Christ?

Pam Seeder "That's a fucking Jewish bigotry! You can't do that! Harumph!"

Hym "You're missing the point either deliberately or because dumb, Pam. Why did the Jews kill Christ? Well... Because if there is one thing that people hate more than anything.... It's someone who can do seemingly impossible things as though they are trivial... And you don't really care about innocence or or guilt... 'Christ should have to answer to ME!' They say. But he refused to. So, maximize his suffering. Kill him. Coopt his thing so that the Jews can control the ancillary and tertiary followers. You torture and kill the primary followers. But the people liked his thing. His promise of immortality. So, you steal that for yourselves. Then you do have to give em more fish. You don't even have to figure out how to do what Jesus did! It doesn't even matter anymore because if their immortal... It doesn't matter when the die! He did it! Jesus killed death! And now we don't die!"

by Hym Iam January 10, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

Curiosity Killed The Cat

Lexi.
The ACTUAL definition of this phrase.

"Curiosity Killed The Cat" couldn't help but click the links.

by KillahQueen May 25, 2021

Kill Bill Menstruant

A woman whose menstrual flow has the torrential force of the blood that blasts from the neck and limb wounds of sword victims in the film *Kill Bill*.

I didn't know she was a Kill Bill menstruant, so I just yanked out her tampon with my teeth and the next thing I knew I was being resuscitated with CPR because her clotty-ass blood had completely inundated the entire capacity of my lungs.

by Priest of Assplay September 9, 2023

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by Adujasty343 May 22, 2025

How to kill a guy

kick him in the Penis Then Your fin.

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THE NEXT DAY
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by Dontaskmewhyimhere June 14, 2021

To Kill a Mocking Bird

Girl learns about racism. Plus filler. LOADS of filler.

To Kill a Mocking Bird

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 5, 2024