Jesus Christ on a Pikestaff

A synonym of Fuck My Life with a religious twist. An expression of extreme displeasure pertaining to an event, action, or outcome.

Bro1: Dude, your girlfriend just fucked another guy.
Bro2: Oh, Jesus Christ on a Pikestaff!

by Dunbarbalooie2 October 6, 2010

[bong hits] for [jesus]

holy bong hits
freedom of speech

'lets take bong hits for jesus until we reach higher enlightenment'

by CheeseblockerFaceMaker March 13, 2009

seeing Jesus in the toast

to see a pattern of something that is not really there or not formed by your believed cause.

Alex is really seeing Jesus in the toast when he claims that the Illuminati are communicating through magazine covers.

by Citation Puffin January 10, 2015

south park jesus

The one and only true savior. Has a very popular cable access show in South Park Colorado. Is known to smite sinners with a M-4 assault rifle.

Praise the greatness that is South Park Jesus!!!

by sicmyduck June 26, 2019

Jesus H. Christ

The name of our lord and savior, Jesus Henry Christ.

Jesus H. Christ! my balls itch like the Dickens.

by Nunyabizppq December 6, 2019

Jesus H. Christ

An exclamatory statement made to show intense emotion. The "H" stands for Helen, which is Jesus' middle name.

"I just wanna lather myself up with heavy whipping cream and roll around the kitchen"
"Jesus H. Christ, please stop talking right now. Also, the H in that sentence stood for Helen."
"Okay.

by HAMonWRY June 15, 2019

Jesus took the wheel

Jesus took the wheel

Jesus took the wheel

by nwordslayer240 September 8, 2019