Air Force Connection

Used to describe someones bad internet connection. Can be expressed to someone who is actually in the Air Force or just has ass internet.

Friend: Yo im lagging.
Friend 2: You got that air force connection!
Friend: Fuck let me restart my shit.

by Xboxguy343 November 13, 2019

cheek air

The extra oxygen stored in your cheeks while holding your breath.

“You can only hold your breath for 30 seconds? Have you tried using cheek air?”

by boiii February 28, 2019

Air Seasoning

The act of walking through a cafeteria/ buffet and proceeding to realease flatulance on the food.

"I hope your eggs from the motel buffet taste good, I added some air seasoning for you."

by Cablub February 01, 2022

Air Chocolate

Air chocolate, also know as someones chocolate being softer than air, is slang for when someones shit is infested with tape worms.

"Yo, dude! My chocolates softer than air!"

"Yo dude, you should get that checked out since you probably have tape worms."

Air chocolate.

"Yeah youre right"

by coolguyhangoutdude April 05, 2021

put air in my tire

a shot of heroin

I need to put air in my tire

by El Dudeareno June 15, 2023

Hot air potatoes

A potato with antigravitational properties. The higher ambient air temperature is, the less it gets affected by gravitational force. Once the structure of the potato is damaged, it looses it's antigravitational effects.

I saw hot air potatoes in my backyard yesterday.

by Ligij September 27, 2023

American Air

A very bad airlines

A; you wanna go on American Air??
B: nooooooooooooo!!!

by Will's girlfriend is Korean February 29, 2024