treeing

Stealing trees for my business to obtain cash from outside sources

We're short on rent money? Let's go treeing then

by treeing July 7, 2018

Somali Tree Stump

During doggystyle, when a log of poop starts to come out of their butt, so you take your meat out and push the log back down.

We were doing it, and I saw her about to poop, so I had to Somali tree stump it back in.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

tree knocking

A scare tactic that Big Foot used to scare people out of the forest

While hiking in the forest we heard tree knocking and made a hasty exit.

by The squatcher Dr August 14, 2020

Fool-Dal-Tree

Silly or strange

This shit fool-dal-tree
That’s fool-dal-tree
Wow that’s a lot of fool-dal-tree stuff

by Whdnfuene December 13, 2018

Coca Tree

When you put shit in your pubes and have a girl give you head. Putting shit all over her face.

I got that hoe with the coca tree last night.

by ILikeCircles June 8, 2009

tighter than bark on a tree

This phrase can describe many people we have the pleasure of knowing and have to deal with on a daily basis;
Such as, stingy ass pricks who wouldn't loan you a dollar to save your life AND EVEN IF THEY DID... there would be 70% interest.
Aswell as "no bullshit" parents who force their kids (and other people's kids) to act like good fucking Catholic school boys with consequences of "a knuckle sandwich" and or "tanning your hide" in tandem with threats like "If you keep it up like this, you won't be able to sit for a week!" or " You'd better watch your smart mouth buster!"

"Damn Daniel, your dad is tighter than bark on a tree!"

"You don't even know the half of it, Billy."

by 《Your Wife's Boyfriend》 October 6, 2020

Tree drilling

To have sex with your best mate whilst fingering your arsehole

Yeah I was tree drilling dave

by Big boy Neil May 7, 2019