A Katie’s chance in hell.

Definition:
A Katie’s chance in hell refers to a probability so microscopic, so cosmically impossible, that even hell itself wouldn’t bother entertaining it. It’s less than zero—an outcome so unlikely it makes winning the lottery while getting struck by lightning during a solar eclipse look like a daily occurrence.
Often used when the mere idea of something happening is laughable, delusional, or requires the universe to glitch.

Origins:
Inspired by that one person named Katie we all know—the one who swears she’s “definitely going to make it this time,” then texts with a ChatGPT excuse to excuse themselves.

Friend 1: “Think Trevor’s gonna pay you back for that 20 bucks?”
Friend 2: “Bro… you’ve got a Katie’s chance in hell.”

by Big Silky November 29, 2025

Hell fuck

Unbelievably bad sex.

P1: did you fuck stacey yesterday?
P2: yeah but it was an absolute hell fuck

by Didugetyourticketstothegunshow April 4, 2020

Hell Rail

A massive line of cocaine that would make a person, vomit.

Of course it's good quality, if you can do this Hell rail and not throw up I'll be very surprised.

by Sirsoupcancock September 20, 2023

Hell

Eternal suffering and Separation from God

Friend one: what’s hell
Friend two: suffering and pain

Friend one: oh I don’t want that bro thank you for telling me

by Rose1320 March 14, 2022

Hell

school/online school/life/u

im in hell

yeah bro
im in hell to
life
no u
haha big cock

...e.t

by pseudonympenis May 28, 2021

Selling Cookies in Hell

When something bad is happening to you, but there's a birght side. So basicly you hate something but there's a good part to it.

Average Dude: Man, two anooying coussins came to my house but at least i can stay in my room with the door locked. Its's selling cookies in hell.
Some dude: Yikes.

by UrbanSprayDude June 23, 2021

Oh my god buh aw hell naw

Oh my god buh aw hell naw

Oh my god buh aw hell naw

by v4s November 18, 2023