Donkey car

When a bunch of circus Mexicans pack theirselves into a tiny car!

Them niggas just pulled a donkey car!

by Boombang! May 10, 2014

National Donkey Day

8 May 2024 - National Donkey Day. A day to celebrate a white donkey at Sondela Nature Reserve. Might be he's birth day or something. I just work here.

"Did you know it's National Donkey Day?"
"What is National Donkey Day?" "A Sondela thing."

by Rae. Potgieter May 8, 2024

Donkey boxing

the worst thing you can do for nickels (as seen in the cartoon series "Back at the Barnyard")

Rodney: I had to take part in Donkey boxing to make ends meet

by Thesmartaspie December 3, 2024

Donkey between two haystacks

A difficult situation in which a palestinian chick is about to get seduced by two french speakers.

"Reem is like a donkey between two haystacks"

by Pembertonthedon November 5, 2013

The Laughing Donkey

“The Laughing Donkey” is the name of the person and the room party game “The Laughing Donkey”. This game were a bunch of consenting adult furries get a wheel and spin it until it stops on a name, whomever’s name it lands on must take a shot. This continues until someone passes out from drunkenness, this person is called “The Laughing Donkey”. “The Laughing Donkey” is then sodomized by the other players and sometimes even objects in the room. The goal of this game is to make the loser wake up full of the other player’s semen and make them hung over.

Person 1: “Where is Jonathan I need him to send over those IT forms so we can finalize the deal?”

Person 2: “Boss Jonathan went to that room party after the furcon and they played ‘The Laughing Donkey’ Jonathan was crawling all over the place this morning throwing up in the bathroom and leaving a trail like a snail, he CAN NOT work today”

Person 1: “God damnit why do only furries do IT I can never understand you fuckers!”

Person 2: “OwO; sowwy bossy~”

by EducationIsMyPurpose September 13, 2023

Donkey burrito

A donkey burrito is a burrito made of your best friends flaming felipes.

Dude...those rwo bwst fruemds have somw weird shit going. Did you see them last night? One of them ate the others donkey burrito.

by Flaming felupe November 1, 2025

wet donkey kick

When you swing your dong so hard it kicks somebody

Bro that wild wet donkey kick

by Hee hee45 January 27, 2023