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Mud Moustache

A brown streak across one’s upper lip resembling a moustache.
Darryl drives an electric car. He loves it when his girlfriend sticks one finger up his butthole while kissing him ever so tenderly, and then finishes by giving him a mud moustache.
by Corn & Rye November 14, 2022
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Mud monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit
May we all be mud monsters
by haazeydaaze September 19, 2021
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Mud Mixer

The last dude in a gangbang who is mixing all the other dude’s cum together.
Bro I can’t believe you were the Mud Mixer last night!
by Mud Mixing Champ June 12, 2025
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Mud Pud

Traditional southern US dish, usually prepared by rural inhabitants. Consists of throwing up the previous day's dinner into a pot, adding tabasco and letting simmer for 40-50 minutes.
"Kids, the winter's been rough. Looks like we'll be living on Mud Pud for a while".
by mudpudman666 March 25, 2017
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Mississippi Mud Monkey

The Mississippi Mud Monkey is when you take a shit and the feces is clinging to the hairs in and around the anus like a monkeys to tree branches. The Mississippi Mud Monkey derives it’s name after the clay like mud prevalent in much of Mississippi’s soil. The mud can be sticky and difficult to walk, drive through, and wipe away.
Damn, I just gave birth to a Mississippi Mud Monkey and now I need a shower.

Man, this girl is clinging to me like a Mississippi Mud Monkey
by Don’t call me Dad September 19, 2025
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Mud Turtle

When you are having anal sex and you get feces on penis.
I was doing her doggy style and pulled out and she gave me a mud turtle.
by mudturtleking December 9, 2019
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Mud snart

When you sneeze and shart at the same time.
Campbell rejects Max on the basketball court.
Campbell: “Get that shit out of here!”
Max sneezes immediately after the humiliation.
Max: “I think I’ve just snarted.”
Pulls his pants down
Max: “Yep I’ve done a mud snart!”
by Andos Hastos January 11, 2022
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