Pubic Carpet Burn

When you rub your pubic hair against a surface, whether accidental or purposeful, and it causes a burning sensation.

Person 1: "I slid across the AstroTurf today and my shorts fell down, gave myself a Pubic Carpet Burn."
Person 2: "Sounds painful man."

by Irashmun September 24, 2018

burning ernie

When you put Ben Gay on the outside of your condom and then fuck someone in the ass.

Mark's wife pissed him off so he gave her a burning Ernie last night.

by Doofzilla May 29, 2014

burning perfect

The desire to be perfect but not having the ability too

Im trying to be burning perfect

by glowing December 13, 2013

Rug Burn

When someone has Chlamydia, and has a hairy downstairs.

I have such rug burn right now.

by Zipwubadub April 01, 2016

Rug Burn

When you spend $500 plus on dances at a titty bar and only end up with a rash above your knee.

Bro, I got so many dances at Carl’s last
Night, that one bitch gave me rug burn!

by Rug Bern October 02, 2021

Fuck you burn

Gesture of conveying to another person at a burning man event; hope the event exceeds expectations, to get out of your comfort zone, and have a great time.

"Fuck you burn" (while flipping the other person off)

by Fucken Frank the Tank September 06, 2022

Burning Banana Cave

When a woman has acid reflux then performs a blowjob.

Last night was great up until Sharon gave me a burning banana cave. Now my penis feels like its sunburned.

by Skeetskeetmuhfukka April 01, 2022