Mike in the Banana Hammock 

A man in an overly tight speedo, man thong, or tightly fitted spandex shorts.

George: "Hey James, those extremely cropped spandex shorts really accentuate your package!"

James: (smiling broadly and proud) "I was going for that "Mike in the banana hammock" look. (James winks).

Mike in the Banana Hammock by Laurasia79 May 24, 2016

last day banana 

An overly ripened banana that is yellow with brown spots and is beginning to soften thereby needing to be consumed immediately to avoid spoilage.

The grocer only had last day bananas in stock so I'll wait until a fresh load is delivered later this week before purchasing.

last day banana by Couch Pig May 7, 2018

Two Butts in a Banana 

Like 2 peas in a pod: So similar to be indistinguishable or nearly so.

OR

If you and a friend fell 5 seconds apart; the first hitting the skin of the banana and the second hitting the fruit.

"Hey Kerri, would you like..."
"Some tacos!"
"Yeah! Well aren't we just two butts in a banana"

Two Butts in a Banana by omally June 27, 2018

Orange Potato Banana 

A potato banana, flavored like and orange

My friends and I made an Orange Potato Banana with a side of a fried waffle maker.

Orange Potato Banana by Banana man Pro September 3, 2019

National Anna Banana day 

It’s Anna’s birthday today so it’s obviously all about Anna day <3333

Person 1: it’s October 12th
Person 2: No you mean it’s National Anna Banana day

National Anna Banana day by Carmen<3 October 12, 2021

Like a banana in a pickle jar 

(adj.) Simile phrase that refers to one being in a habitat or position one is not used to. Visual similarities appear on the surface but one does not belong with the other.

Nancy: Crickey doesn't David look just like your brother Mitchell in that football kit?
Drew: Yeah but he plays like a hocky player on the dance floor, hes like a banana in a pickle jar

What's worse than a banana in a pickle jar? A hedgehog in a condom factory.

Like a banana in a pickle jar by Moastall Nileigh November 23, 2022

apple jesus banana disorder 

Apple Jesus Banana Disorder is a disorder that makes you hallucinate about apples and bananas, and the only cure is Jesus.

“I have Apple Jesus Banana Disorder.”

apple jesus banana disorder by mizukithesilly November 8, 2023