The act of aborting a bowel movement before full evacuation, sometimes mid-release, usually due to other obligations in one’s daily schedule. This often results in an uncomfortable turtlenecking of the rectum until defecation can be resumed.
I went to take a sh*t this morning but had to have a late turd abortion to make it to the meeting on time. Had to clench for 2 hours straight and it was unbearable. But at least my asshole will be stronger for the next one.
by OzzySnozzy October 11, 2021
Get the Late turd abortionmug. by GodzillaSiaa September 5, 2016
Get the yah yah nah turdmug. Instead of the common America phrase “The red coats are coming” This is a phrase about people of color “The turd coats.”
Turd coat a person with brown or black in their skin
Turd coat a person with brown or black in their skin
by Buttmole asspickle February 18, 2024
Get the Turd Coatmug. The Turd Diarrhea Bilch Bucket Challenge is to fill a bucket with diarrhea, dunk a raw chicken in the bucket to soak it, then throw it at the bathroom wall so that it sticks. After that, you dump the bucket on your head. This is a combination of the Turd Bucket Challenge and Chicken Bilch.
"Bro, the Diarrhea Bilch Bucket Challenge is too easy, we gotta upgrade to the Turd Diarrhea Bilch Bucket Challenge"
"You right"
"You right"
by Tinkle Stinky June 4, 2025
Get the Turd Diarrhea Bilch Bucket Challengemug. by Doktor Awesome June 8, 2018
Get the Turd of Paradisemug. A drink that arose from the south coast of NSW (australia). Baileys mixed with coke ensures the drink curdles, consequently giving the appearance of a turd.
by Adzie December 7, 2006
Get the turd mug. Man i can't believe that turd-socket. she's trying to say that my brother is the father of her baby!
by silentstormer July 11, 2016
Get the turd-socketmug.