by ytlaser12334455 July 15, 2023
Get the puppy dog turds on toast mug.A child or young adult who has little to no respect for their elders. Who decieves an adult in order achieve getting his or her own way. To draw attention to ones self with the intent of taking any attention off of someone else while they are currently engaged in conversation or activity or otherwise occupied by something, or someone, other than the attention seeker. or to draw attention to themselves.
The equivalent of calling an adult an ass hole.’
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(The little pebbles of shit that are typically created when going to the bathroom due to dehydration or constipation. Which is usually very uncomfortable and hard to pass; “something we would all prefer to AVOID or to EVER HAVE TO EXPERIENCE).
The equivalent of calling an adult an ass hole.’
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(The little pebbles of shit that are typically created when going to the bathroom due to dehydration or constipation. Which is usually very uncomfortable and hard to pass; “something we would all prefer to AVOID or to EVER HAVE TO EXPERIENCE).
Woman- My best friend leant me some money recently, but she asked me for a favor instead of having me pay her back, even though she knows that I can’t stand being being around children.
But it was only for a short time. So I thought it wouldn’t be that difficult.
The entire time i was watching her, she followed me around everywhere. It was so annoying. I was on the phone with my boyfriend and yup “she was right their,, pulling at my shirt. The kid constantly wanted my attention the entire time, (yelling and screaming if I didn’t). .
I’ll never watch that little TURD NUGGET ever again. Not for one second.
But it was only for a short time. So I thought it wouldn’t be that difficult.
The entire time i was watching her, she followed me around everywhere. It was so annoying. I was on the phone with my boyfriend and yup “she was right their,, pulling at my shirt. The kid constantly wanted my attention the entire time, (yelling and screaming if I didn’t). .
I’ll never watch that little TURD NUGGET ever again. Not for one second.
by YesorNo?AreYouInsatiable? December 28, 2020
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Get the BURNT TURD mug.After Jill took a dump at Steve's house, Ronny went into turd harvest mode. Collecting all of Jill's deer pellet turds for his personal collection.
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Get the Turd Harvest mug.It's how my father characterized his reception as a Catholic when visiting my mother's Baptist family in the 40's Southern Illinois. I was a welcome as a "turd in a punchbowl"
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