your dad

The guy who left to get the milk.

Your dad went to get the milk along time ago.

by Staceys Mom Has Got It GoingOn January 30, 2023

Dad

Type of male human who usually goes missing after his son is born

The gif below shows an extremely rare moment where the dad returns after all these years

My dad went to buy milk and now he's been missing for 27 years

by dlvi March 12, 2021

your dad

your dad is gone

the reason you have to milk is because your dad is gone

by Jesus watches you sleep May 3, 2022

Ice age baby dad

A tall guy with a broad nose and body type with a dark brown bob cut from the first ice age movie

Wow Cailan looks like the ice age baby dad

by Feetus yeetus April 19, 2020

dad

your dad is most likely to being watching tv or is an absolute unit.

Friend: Omg your dad is an absolute unit
You: I already know

by wordafiyer June 2, 2022

DAD

Something you never had

Mommy Wheres dad. Mommy: he's going to get the milk

by AhHGHGHGHG February 23, 2022

dog dad bait

Photos or videos featuring a single Dog Mom’s dog that uses the dog to attract single men who want to be dog dads into the life of the single dog mom.

Franny loves to use her dog as dog dad bait in tiktoks and Instagram stories.

by Mr. Patrick Parker August 13, 2021