SAM

Short Angry Man

My dad is only 5’6” and is always grouchy, he’s a total SAM

by PGR Girls December 16, 2023

Sam

The most handsome and cutest man alive. Sam makes a great husband, boyfriend, friend, everything. There really isn't anything that Sam can't do. He's the most caring and sweetest man that's ever existed, he's charming and charismatic and you'll always feel safe around him. Sam is also very emotionally intelligent and honest. You'll be the luckiest person alive to just know Sam.

Man I love Sam.

by bovehove April 19, 2025

The Sam Koutz Experience

When you treat a deserving female in such a way they decide to run up the stairs from the basement out the front door screaming and leaking all over the place

She looks like she needs the Sam Koutz Experience, but I don't have a basement available at the moment

by RyansForeverMinnesota December 13, 2023

sam santone

sam santone is the hottest man and I would love to date him he is so handsome and nice

he is so hot who? sam santone

by ufhewuhriuewhriuyheuqeu June 21, 2022

Sam

A phrase that means “you have quite a large penis”

Can also be a substitute for the word damn

After Kirara Asuka gave me a good bj she said one word: saaaam

“Yo I just got 14 kills in fortnite”
“Really? Sam.”

by Thoonks May 26, 2018

Sam

A nice boy who is pleasant to be nice to and overall wholesome but you can bring a dirty side out of him.

Person:I have wholesome friend
Friend: Probaly a Sam

by Keiko Keiko November 11, 2020

Sam

A annoying boy who often says things out of line. He can be very funny, smart (when he feels the need arise) and a complete asshole. Many would advoid a Sam based on his public image, but deep down he is suffering. He can be the most caring person ever or not. He has great respect for his friends. He will not hesitate to call somebody out for using the Lord’s Name in vain and will always find a cheap-ass bench to split in two.

“Dude did you hear?”
“Hear what?”
“Sam broke a bench!”
“Woah, I thought he only slit his wrists!”

by Absolute Chad February 13, 2019