a nerdy guy who likes little kids aged 13 and bellow he also has all of the magazines in the hallway of ass and he also likes men which tall legs short arms and bees
by ethan garner October 20, 2019
Get the ethan garner mug.Ethan, were do we start with ethan. He is the type of person that is so very special that you just want to be with him but he ends up with someone else. He is the sweetest person you’ll ever meet but can pick the wrong people, he is so cute and his smile is to die for and you just want to be with him
by just your average girl March 24, 2019
Get the Ethan mug.The act of sneaking small, underage children you forced to consent into a bathroom or other small room and engaging in pedophilic and sexual acts with them.
by HyperTank34 April 5, 2017
Get the Ethaning mug.A guy who doesn't understand the effect he can have on your life, and even if he did he probably wouldn't care. No matter how much you want to hate him you can't. You can't get him out of your life. You can try and avoid him, block him, or shut him out but you can't get him out of your head, he has so much to offer to the world and anyone is lucky to be in his life. But if he doesn't care about someone he isn't very good at faking it, it's usually pretty easy to tell when Ethan is just nice to you because he feels bad, because that's just the kind of person he is.
by fuk biches get dinero June 6, 2018
Get the Ethan mug.A generally nice guy, if you can can get past the fact that he OWNS SLAVES! Yes i speak no hyperbole this man owns up to 43 slaves at a farm in Washington DC. Other than that he is pretty nice... unless your black.
by Anonymous_Exposed June 5, 2022
Get the Ethan mug.A man whose voice is so graceful. Whose mother is so delightful. And whose willy is so tasteful. yeeehaaa baby goose, fly with me. However, Ethan can also be defined as a man who cannot get a stiffy and who is forever in a state of semi's.
by poopoo grrrr May 8, 2023
Get the ethan mug.Ethan Walker Gibson is the funniest guy you’ll ever meet. He loves to bully his friends and pretend he can’t get hurt, but deep down he knows that’s not true. He has all the best parts of autism, and his object impermanence and iron liver never fail him. He drinks too much and makes some stupid choices, but he is the best guy to go to when you need a good laugh or some advice. He loves Spanish and is super good at it. He’s ripped and a total slay Queen pussy boss.
by el amor de tu vida October 15, 2023
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