“Texas police officer”:
A sex act where you take off your clothes and then sit in bed checking your phone for an hour and a half, and then eventually some other dude walks in and does the job for you.
A sex act where you take off your clothes and then sit in bed checking your phone for an hour and a half, and then eventually some other dude walks in and does the job for you.
"Hey Peter, how was the orgy last night?"
"Wasn't bad, though I did pull a Texas Police officer. I wasn't too happy with the wife, but I made the wrong decision. What can ya do?"
"Wasn't bad, though I did pull a Texas Police officer. I wasn't too happy with the wife, but I made the wrong decision. What can ya do?"
by Roomba69 May 28, 2022
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Demographics:
90% Hispanic
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Demographics:
90% Hispanic
10% White gay texas cowboys
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Usually accompanied by run-on sentences lacking punctuation, often sprinkled homophones with , and frequently reads worse than something written by someone with English as a second language.
Usually accompanied by run-on sentences lacking punctuation, often sprinkled homophones with , and frequently reads worse than something written by someone with English as a second language.
Customer: "... I would say that is weigh to much for a bike that cost almost 2 grand, how am I to make sense in spending so much, need a front rim north background should be used on this bike because of the weight of it, I offered to send the rim to you at my cost, your bike mechanics know that they can match true it at 100%, why else would they give me a Saul brush off, I need your cooperation in getting test done, I am a consumer of this spike.."
*30 clauses later*
Customer: "Sorry using SIRI Texas Peach"
*30 clauses later*
Customer: "Sorry using SIRI Texas Peach"
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