Taylor Swift

Mother.

Person 1: Whos mothering?
Me: Taylor Swift ofc!

by KattyKay10 August 16, 2023

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when your vagina gets caught in the toaster but it feels really nice so you turn it on while sticking two of your brothers penises up your ass and the cream cheese gets squirted into your eyeballs until you moan out "lightly sparkling spring water!"

I dirty taylor'd last night and it felt SO good!!!!!

by thefull8inches August 17, 2023

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The Quinton Taylor

One whose name is Quinton Taylor, and indulges in the stomping of babies.

Hear ye, hear ye! The Quinton Taylor's arrival is almost hear, time is short. Hide thine babies, for their blood may be upon his head if ye take no heed! (38-39)

by QuuarrterMile April 2, 2024

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Taylor Swift

The worst singer ever. Has zero good songs, doesn't even have an ok song. All of her songs are trash and should be erased. Also is a rich billionaire that doesn't care about the environment and takes private jet flights just to see her "precious boyfriend"

Person 1: Who is the worst singer you can think of?
Person 2: Taylor Swift obviously.
Person 1: That is the correct answer!

by Toe Dynasty April 3, 2024

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