Rusty Washer

The act of pressing your lips up to a light brown anus. Then sucking a warm enima from your partners anus.

My wife was having trouble with her enima water defecation. So I gave her a rusty washer to get it all out. Yummy!

by Fattymicgee December 7, 2023

The Rusty Nail

A sexual position where a man uses a strap on and his on tool to have both vaginal and anal sex at the same time.

After a few margaritas, she was ready to let me give her the rusty nail!

by Dr_brisket June 8, 2023

Rusty Lincoln

In preparation for anal sex, you douche, but do a quick clean out that doesn’t go past your second sphincter. Then, you get fucked by a dick longer than you were expecting that goes past your second sphincter and has fecal matter on it after exiting your ass.

The dick on that guy I met in the bathroom was so long, I ended up giving him a rusty Lincoln.

by Sir Steve January 19, 2019

rusty lapper

When you get a lap dance from a stripper who doesn't wipe properly.

I wish I would've paid attention where she came from, because that stripper just gave me a rusty lapper.

by The dark canuck88 August 10, 2017

Rusty Collins

When your girly mouth gets sassy but then you realize you have no way of backing up your sass so you go into hiding hoping people forget, but they don’t.

When a Georgia Yard Sale Nancy Boy runs off at the flapjacks, He has a Rusty Collins

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Rusty eights

A female gang, 4 short of a dozen, with synced menstrual cycles.

In walked in the rusty eights and we all knew shit was about to go down.

by Winobot June 4, 2018

Rusty Sling Blade

Have your woman in doggy in front of you and your equipment. Stand on something high enough so that your long schlong is above it. Release the stool and lean forward. Preform an acrobatic trick and insert your Peter the great into their behind.

Guy: Babe can we do The Rusty Sling Blade tonight?
Girl: Aw fine. But I get to peg you afterward.

by King Unga Bunga April 19, 2021