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Infield Fly Rule

Baseball sexual metaphor for when there's an unequal ratio of males and females at a party and one member of the dominant group leaves to create an equal ratio.
John called the infield fly rule at the party and left so it didn't turn into a sausage fest.
by Shazam814 December 10, 2009
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Rule 53

A sexual position which involves two anus's meeting with, and shitting within each other.
Person 1 - Ay m8, heard u took that girl home for a root last night.
Person 2 - yeah, it got pretty wild.
Person 1 - you dont mean...
Person 2 - hardcore rule 53.
by Yaboi hoi May 26, 2018
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rule 69 of sex

The rule that states that you are not allowed to put high fructose corn syrup in a woman’s vagina during sex.
Joe Bob: Last night was so good with Michelle! I put high fructose corn syrup in her pussy and it acted as a lube!

Brody: Oh shiiiit that violates Rule 69 of sex!
by High fructose corn sex January 14, 2018
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20 minute rule

The rule which gives you legal right to leave your place of employment when 20 minutes has transpired since your boss has left the building.
"Dude, my boss just left!! 20 MINUTE RULE is in effect!"
by Kristine December 14, 2004
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three day rule

An awesome rule, created by Jezus, explained by Barney Stinson in the sitcom How I met your mother.

The rule states that you should always wait three days before calling a girl. The three day rule was invented by Jezus, because he waited three days to resurrect.

Considered the fact that Barney Stinson stands behind this rule, makes the rule Awesome and legen... wait for it... dairy!
HIMYM season 4 episode 21 three day rule
by Thooms June 24, 2009
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Ja Rule Hater

Someone who has taste and would love to see that stupid, pu$$y a$$ nigga burn in hell cos he sucks at making music.....he need ashitty to help him make a song and yet its still shit.
Ja Should eat shit and die

50 Cent 4 Life
GGGGG G G Gunit!
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPP
by WayneHalford January 24, 2005
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Falcar's Rule of Thumb

This is the Rule of Thumb invented on the VN Guineve DAOC message board.

Falcar's Rule States: You may date any age person ranging between 18 to Minus 5 years your Mother/Fathers age.
Bob: I like this chick, should I date her? She is a bit older than me. I mean, like in Cougar territory.

John: Well.. Falcar's Rule of Thumb man..

Bob: She is 6 years younger than my Mom, and I am 22.

John: You are Golden man.. Tag it.
by VN Person December 4, 2009
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