Woke Right

The woke right is a contemporary political phenomenon that mirrors the virtue signaling, identity politics, and outrage tactics of the woke left—but in service of conservative, populist, or nationalist goals. It deploys viral content, memes, and boycotts to attack progressive causes like DEI, gender ideology, and mass migration, framing these battles in absolute moral terms—often targeting racial egalitarianism and blank-slate humanism—and casting “patriots,” “Christians,” or “normal gays” as besieged identity groups.

“Boycotting Bud Light over a trans ad? That’s the woke right”
“Hey Fran, what happened to your X account?” “It got nuked by the pearl clutching woke right.”

by Frandalorian May 13, 2025

right off it

When you do lodes of drugs and your right off ya head

Terrence was had lodes of belters and Mandy bombs now he's right off it

by Pauly paffat December 15, 2017

My Grandma’s Right Knee

gone

where did my grandma’s right knee go

by EggYT December 23, 2024

Jade rights

Something that doesn't exist

Jade:
Everyone: 🚫 jade rights

by idctbh July 18, 2019

right leg

Less powerful than the left leg

Person 1: yo I kicked this preschooler the other day
Person 2: with the left or right leg?
Person 1: Right, why?
Person 2: Pussy.

by Leftleglegend May 2, 2022

You Ain't Right

Southern American English phrase used when someone says something that is crass or offensive, but you aren't mad at them because it was also somewhat true or funny. You yourself didn't say it because you're just not quite fucked up enough to do so, but the other person is. Instead of telling the other person "How dare you!" or "That was a terrible thing to say!" you can just blithely remark, "You ain't right."

Jim: "Maybe this country wouldn't be so fucking fat if people went outside more often and ate less McDonald's. A few more ladies could at least start eating less."

Bob: "You ain't right, Jim."

by MeaningChronicler February 10, 2025

“I think there’s someone hanging right there”

“I think there’s someone hanging right there”

Yo Jerry did you see the real and totally cool allegations towards Logan Paul?

Hell yeah I did I heard he also made a really bad apology video after saying “I think there’s someone hanging right there” in that one video he made.

by TheIdiot37 November 23, 2024