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Stiff Punch

Right after ejaculating inside a woman's vagina, fisting them and keeping the fist inside until the cum hardens, creating a Stiff Punch.
I gave julie a Stiff Punch the other day, it got so stiff couldn't open my fist for hours.
by d_dbn October 9, 2021
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Nut punch

When a male blows his load at a female and she punches his load out of the air
Last night i was having such a good time with my girlfriend until she nut punched me it went everywhere
by Soulsrest December 10, 2019
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Goblin Punch

Goblin Punch is a modified form of the sexual maneuver "Donkey Punch".

Once the male partner has entered "Goblin Mode" and has reached the orgasm's event horizon, he is to strike the female in the back of the skull with the mythical hammer Mjolnir, and scream "GOBLIN PUNCH!"
"I Goblin Punched my wife last night, and I think she is going to take the week off of work because of it. I feel like she never really recovered from that."
by GoblinPuncher July 15, 2022
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flacid punch

when so smack someone with your soft penis
my girl loves a nice flacid punch
by Therealkei May 23, 2016
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Punch

Using stolen credit/debit cards in order to buy something for your own good.
I just punched a Plain Jane bout 3 weeks ago.
by Didionroeblock July 17, 2023
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A sexual act of a MPS (member of preferred sex) giving a male oral sex. This meaning taking the mans penis into the mouth of the MPS.
Mattias: “Bae I cannot wait until I get home, i’m so horny.”
Samoura: “I can give you that ultra-berry picker packer punch 3000 gawk gawk balltwist!”
Mattias: “I can’t wait!”
by 💀Baddie😩 November 18, 2023
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Half Packed Pickle Punch

A sophisticated sexual maneuver performed at the top of a staircase which involves taking a ripe cucumber from your vegetable drawer in the fridge. Then, clubbing your sanctified other over the back of their head (while in coitus) causing the phallic pre-pickle to snap into two pieces.

Once broken, stuff the first half into the baby maker and the second half into the poop shooter.

Now both parts should be sealed deep within the cavities. At this time you execute a double foot drop kick to abdomen of the receiver causing them to plunge backwards into the stairwell.
My ex actually requested that I half packed pickle punch her at my stabbin cabin in Muskoka.
by Doggy Style Dennis the Menace December 24, 2018
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