Fake person

Someone that transports everyone in a courtroom to a fake middle school reality when they refer to somebody they were fucking while he was alive (before stabbing him to death) as a "boyfriend". Somebody that thinks the word orgasmic is crude language (badass because they said it), but wants anyone that says fuck, shit, ass, or anything else that can be considered cursing or swearing by anybody to be penalized for it.

It's the fake person you gotta watch, not the quiet one.

by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021

That Person

Someone has manipulated you into loving them. No matter what they do to you, you always give them another chance. This most commonly seen in young romantic affairs(often someones first love), but can extend to family and friendships.

"Dude, you can do so much better than her, why do you keep letting her come back into you life after she broke your heart."
"I don't know man, she's just that person."

by MykHunt December 2, 2021

Worthless Person

A person that has negative unprovoked energy towards someone else.

John is such a worthless person because he hates Sam who did nothing to him

by bussinbih December 3, 2021

Personal Funny

The thing that equals instant humor in someone's mind.
Usually, when a meme becomes a personal funny, it becomes nearly immortal in that person's mind.

Person 1: Amogu DDUDUDUUDUDUDUD! HEHEHAHAHAHOHOHEAHEA
Person 2: Why do you think that's so funny?! That meme is so dead!
Person 1: Sorry but it's my personal funny.

by Based Cow December 4, 2021

Sounds like a personal problem

When it’s a personal problem

“Damn my phone just broke” That sounds like a personal problem

by Kb78702 July 10, 2022

Funniest person

Honesty Livingston

“She is the funniest person I ever met”

by L.H.A_ July 16, 2022

Pointless Person

A person whose existence serves no purpose. They contribute nothing to the world.

Rory Brachner is such a pointless person.

by ElGarridio July 17, 2022