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A word used in a situation where someone tells you something you agree with, but you don't say "I agree." You just say, "Real."
Friend: "sends meme"
You: "Real."
Friend: "Real."
by deathbloomz4 July 28, 2022
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The Real Deal

An advanced, high-tier erotic roleplay move reserved for only the most seasoned veterans of the craft. "The Real Deal" is not just a line—it's a status, a declaration, and a finishing move all in one.

Only accessible to ERPers who have maxed out their stats in Cringe Resistance, Typing Stamina, and Emotional Projection, this technique unleashes a level of raw, unfiltered roleplay intensity that most casuals simply cannot handle.

Usage Requirements:
• ERP Level: 99
• Typing Speed: 120+ WPM
• Lack of Shame: Absolute
Signature User: Communist_02
Activation Phrase: “THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!!”
Effects:
• Stuns opponents for 3 turns due to shock and disbelief.
• Has a 20% chance to crash the server from sheer intensity.
• Causes irreversible secondhand embarrassment in a 5-mile radius
'rubs his finger around her kitty

"THIS IS THE REAL DEAL BRO!!!!" '
by realdeal_phobos April 18, 2025
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Real

(of a number or quantity) having no unreal part.
"The roots of the quadratic equation are both real numbers, meaning there are no imaginary solutions."
by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025
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Real

complete; utter (used for emphasis).
by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025
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real cool like

That which is awesome or very desirable
That Bugatti is real cool like.
by Lankans August 14, 2013
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Real

Realness refers to a person's authenticity and genuineness, where they stay true to themselves and express their true emotions and beliefs without pretense. It involves being honest, sincere, and embracing one's unique qualities just like Juugee.
Real doesn't define Juugee, Juugee defines real. No cap.
"Juugee stands as the unshakable embodiment of realness on the earth."
"Even reality falls weak in front of Juugee."
"Reality waits for no man. Unless that man is Juugee."
"Juu's jokes are so real that reality is a joke to him."
"Өдөр шөнө ээлжлэн, өнөөдөр маргааш болж хувирахад, "Жүү" л өөрчлөгддөггүй. Энэ үнэн."
by uyanjin October 24, 2023
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The Real App

An app full of overweight people and sports betters, where the weight average is at least 1200 lbs!
Australia: time to log my 11hrs daily of The Real App!!
by that boi who can do tangs March 10, 2024
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