Beer Sheared

The end result of getting very drunk in the company of persons who happen to possess some form of razor or other hair-removing device.
"Drake, what happened to your hair?"

"Last night I drank too much and passed out, and some of the guys totally beer sheared me... Now I'm bald."
by fork my eye August 25, 2009
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Disc a beer

Filling a standard frisbee with beer (approx 48oz), and chugging without using your hands.
by Toddyhotty December 03, 2016
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kiwi beer

shitty homebrewed beer made by nasty ass college students
Sharon: did you get some of tri gabba's bathtub beer?
Deborah: hell no, that kiwi beer is vomit inducing ecoli shit. Pass.
by thatswhack August 27, 2017
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Beer Clothes

n.) any garmet or article of clothing worn out on a night drinking or whilst consuming alcohol.
Jimmy: ahh damnit, i forgot to change my beer clothes and now i smell like shame and regret.
by billthomas January 11, 2012
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Residential Beer Goggles

When any house, apartment, condo, car, hospital or underside of a bridge looks like an ideal place to move into due only to having an incredibly miserable home life or are simply living in a shit hole.
"We've got to help my buddy out, bro. He's got the Residential Beer Goggles--he was talking about how great it would be to live on the subway."
by T0NYALPHA February 21, 2017
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Beer Gut Putch

An event that happened on 6th of January 2021, where supporters of President Donald Trump got very angry about losing the election and decided to storm the capitol building to pose for pictures. And maybe coup the government.
Y'all wanna have a Beer Gut Putch? Ain't ya angry about the election fraud? Don't ya just wanna run up to Congress to let everyone know how angry we are? You know I talked to my cousin Hayden in the DC police, the'll let us right in!
by David7 January 07, 2021
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tipping beer

The beer you drink that takes you from tipsy to wilin'. Depending on your tolerance, it could beer number 4 through 8.
I told myself I wouldn't make out with Olivia last night, but I had my tipping beer at like 11 and well you know the rest.

After Mitch has his tipping beer his voice goes up at least 10 decibels.
by fambamerton November 14, 2017
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