Michigan U-Turn

The act of having sexual intercourse with your partner (particularly a male), and you shit on their chest and make a U shaped design on their chest and turn around and leave the house.

Sean S: My boyfriend just gave me a Michigan U-turn last night. I was extremely distraught

Joseph M(Stands for McCrispy(with a large sprite)): Did you give him the Michigan Mcchicken?

Sean S: Not last night, But I have before.

Joseph M: Cool beans nigga!

by kaji2k March 1, 2025

No u

The go-to arguments for retarded orphans online who can't come up with anything, usually because they are in a losing argument in which both parties are under the impression they are winning and have started spewing out insults instead of arguing.

Person A:"1+1 is 2 you retard how many fucking times do I have to tell you this."
6 year old autistic kid in a vegetative state:"No u"

by Billie Eilish bad December 8, 2020

u

you

"hey u, yeah u"

by Sossololpipi November 28, 2020

Fug u

Fugu means a blowfish in Japanese. Blow fish makes its body bigger when they are threaten, and their intestine is poisonous it could kill a cow with a small drop or its juice. Small Asian could say "fug u" instead of "fuck you."

why is this guy bothering me?

He is Asian and saying to you fug u instead of fuck you.

by Goodchild May 5, 2013

u

Short spelling of you.

U mad?

U jelly?

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 22, 2021

U of M Handshake

Another term for a prostate exam

Bend over, it's time for a U of M Handshake.

by De Znuts April 24, 2020

U

Ik most people on here are hating on this letter of the alphabet fir being overused while texting, but bear with me.

U is used as a replacement for you in texting and commenting. However I mainly write this to add that it has a bit of a flirty connotation to it as well. Not that it always does. It really depends on the context and who is sending it.

Where are u
I miss u
How are u
U are awesome

by 💕✨Magic Cat ✨💕 May 19, 2021