Muffin Slut

Someone who will let big russian men touch their balls in return for fresh baked pastries, like muffins.

Yo you know that fella Landen?
Yeah hes a muffin slut

by mr dude mr guy February 25, 2025

muffin shop

a gay sex orgy

"man, did you see billy at the muffin shop last night? dude walked out with four guys on each arm!"

by billystuvilegit August 24, 2018

Muffin

A cats name

Oh hi muffin! Your Sofia’s cat!

by Mufs July 21, 2022

Muffin Manager

A manager that eats your muffins and eats Fortnite kids

I am a Muffin Manager said, my friend. Well then FUCK YOU!!!! UWU

by gchvjb January 14, 2022

da muffin

A very smart person! Named muffin!

Mikly, did you see da muffin over there? She's so smart!

I agree! I wanna be like her!

Then do it! So you can be smart for once, Mikly!

by たまご the squck January 12, 2021

Muffin

Someone that is a cutie and so wholesome.

Awwwww he's such a muffin.
Did you see the muffin at friendsgiving?

by embasprinklecake December 1, 2024

Muffin Top

In some cases, where someone is wearing tight jeans of leggings and their skin\fat spills over the edge like a muffin over a case
In other cases, it is where a girl usually year 7 has their hair up in a floppy messy bun that looks like a muffin

Eww that gels gotta muffin top
Look at dat gel wiv the muffin top on her head

by Wdktkelsldkfjsjdnfnr July 9, 2019