monkey sheet

a sheet you rub off on

it is alway fun with monkey sheet

by bill murry March 27, 2004

bitch monkey

an insult you throw at little annoying people

Michael: mooses are cool
Matt: shut up you bitch monkey!
Michael: i love mooses
Matt: shut the f*ck up

by Matthew T February 9, 2004

AIDS monkey

any person of african decent, implying that he or she looks like a monkey and carys the HIV/AIDS virus.

the term coined in late 2006, refers to the monkey like appearance of africans and the widespread aids epidemic in africa.

"get that damn AIDS monkey back in its cage 'for it bites your fingers off!"

by Halloween_harry December 13, 2008

Monkey Farmer

A term often used to describe someone of little intelligence or someone that's a a poo throwing, screaming, almost human douche.

Josh is a Freaking Monkey Farmer!

Stop yelling at that peeler you Monkey Farmer!

by josh_farmer December 1, 2010

shop-monkey

A magical creature that roams the metal shop of Fond du Lac high school known to throw heavy objects.

Dam that shop-monkey,bitch took my project.

by mrk195 December 14, 2008

monkey-whore

usually a tremendously slutty guy who fucks like monkeys...this insult must be said with great determination and force...

-"Hey bitches, want some of this?"
-"Who knows where you've been, go fuck your baboon-mama, monkey-whore."

by poopsie hamsterchunks November 29, 2003

Pump Monkey

A relentless self-serving cheerleader for financial markets generally motivated by an ulterior motive, e.g. a liar.

"Experts" who promote their own "book," or investment strategy with an aim toward personal gain.

Economic recovery is dependent upon pump monkeys bolstering consumer confidence.

by Adam Smith Jr. July 17, 2012