Jenny's Law

There is a cat meme for any and all conceivable events

Person 1: *Sees a Cat riding a unicorn waving a flag* Jenny's law is still undeniably true!

by Unburntoast March 3, 2024

Johnny

Used as a name for an unknown man, often suggesting that he is unimportant or insignificant.

Go home Johnny.

by Sosku10 March 4, 2024

Johnny Cage

The hottest and sexiest man I ever seen in my whole laugh. He might be an asshole, BUT DAMN THAT MAN HOT

Girl one: Johnny cage is HOT

Girl two: RIGHT?!

by Johnny cages wifey March 11, 2024

jenny cool

Cool chick. Smart, cute, and a little nerdy (or a lot if you really get to know her). Loves music and was once described as a “14 year old adult”.

Looking forward to the fun 50th birthday jenny cool has planned! Mostly Normal Tour badges, Pirate Treasure hunt, delicious meals, and shenanigans. Hope you can make it!

by Jenny Cool March 14, 2024

jenny cool

Cool chick. Great smile, loves music and science. Known to be reliable and a good friend. Was once described as a “14 year old adult”.

Looking forward to the fun 50th birthday jenny cool has planned! Mostly Normal Tour badges, Pirate Treasure hunt, good food, and shenanigans. Hope you can make it!

by Jenny Cool March 14, 2024

Johnny 2 pump

the act of pre mature ejaculation within 2 strokes or less

Jeremey:“yo, how was it with that girl last?”

Ryan: “I gave her the ole Johnny 2 pumped then made her call an Uber”

by [e-mail] March 18, 2024

Johnny Backshots

John is not your average guy; he had an undeniable charm that seemed to captivate everyone he met. Tall, with a disarming smile and a quick wit, John had a way of making people feel special. What makes Johnny most special is his back shot ability. The way he gets in there is now a staple in the community.

Johnny Backshots was soooo good last night, you have to try him out!

by Spexcks March 27, 2024