April 5th

A national holiday for the best person in this entire world.

Destiny: what did you do for April 5th?
Rylee:sucked dick

by Ryka0904 January 11, 2023

17th april

This is the day to be a nigga. Live like your in the hood smoke weed get money, rap suck on black girls. Thug life

17th april, a thug day

by anonymous April 17, 2022

April 23

National BEST FRIEND day cancel all your plans and hang out with your BEST FRIEND

Best friend: it's April 23
You: oh ok

by _.vampiress._ April 2, 2022

April 25th

National Grope Yang Day.

You heard? It's April 25th! We can grope Yang's ass all day!

by LePervyPaladin April 24, 2020

April 22nd

Bully/punch your tall friend day

A: Hey, it’s April 22nd!
B: so?
A: it’s national slap your tall friend day
B: oh shoot *runs*

by Llamafroglololol April 19, 2022

Abstinence april

Fourth month of Sigma year. Although it is the fourt month so far, it is the first one where you fully abstain even from sex to know how it feels to be desperate. Meditation and working out is needed to cope with hardship od this period.

Mike:"James must be doing the Abstinence april, he only works out and meditates."

by chorbet November 15, 2022

April 17th

National double kiss number day

hey babe can I get 5 kisses “u can have 10 bc it’s April 17th” yay🧃🦕

by Himmington April 17, 2023