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the hat stays off

Once there was a token called WIF, a dog with a hat. But who put a hat on dog? $NOHAT came and removed the hat, because why would you put a hat on a dog.
bro, the hat stays off
hat stays off man
by altrododo May 13, 2024
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Red Hat Republican

a tame/respectful way of referring to the deplorable group of republicans who have unending support for Trump and would wear a red MAGA hat.
I didnt realize my friend was a red hat Republican until I saw he got arrested on Jan. 6th
by rrruffeltherrrridge May 18, 2024
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Cat in the hat

A horrid criminal. On Thanksgiving, ‘97, a store by the name of “Macy’s” held a parade in New York. They do this parade every year, and it’s one of the most famous parades in history. They have floats, marching bands, dance groups, cheerleaders, and the most unique thing, the giant character balloons. One of the balloons in the ‘97 parade was the Cat in the Hat. The winds were high that year, so lots of incidents happened with the balloons. The Cat in the Hat did the worst thing imaginable. He bumped int to a land post, causing part of it to fall off and injured 4 people. One of them was in a coma for almost a month. Who knew a bag if helium could be the most diabolical villains in all of history.
“Did you see that guy who killed the president? I heard the FBI said he was the worst criminal they ever dealt with!”
“Not as bad as the cat in the hat.”
by CottonCandyHairedGodess November 27, 2021
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Keira's hat

A hat Keira will defend with her life, she will go to extreme lengths to ensure that any one who touches her hat suffers greatly. She also feels naked without it
Keira: "TOUCH MY HAT AND I WILL FUCKING END YOU."

Justin: *touches Keira's hat* *gets killed*
by Sailor boy December 2, 2021
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Hat

Free my nigga he caught 3 hats in 2 months.
by Ionlikeniggas December 2, 2021
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Abortion hat

You becky you want me to wear that abortion hat or you wants me to creampie ya hoe ass
by Formulaatld December 4, 2021
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Party Hat Penis

Displaying excitement regardless of personal feelings. Based off the concept of wearing a party hat around your waist and over your crotch as a comical and fallic accessory.
I’m gonna have to be a real party hat penis tonight - I got no sleep yesterday.
by Goombi Mcbumberson December 4, 2021
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