bum ass bitch

don’t call people a bitch it’s stupid say, ✨bum ass bitch✨ you see how much better it is you bum ass bitch?
you little bum ass bitch stole my food
or
you're such a bum ass bitch
by georgenotfounds dandruff December 01, 2020
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African Itchy Bum

The unfortunate situation that occurs to some either during or after a trip to an African country when they experience a horrific and maddening "anal itch" from explosive travellers diarrhea. Otherwise referred to as "ass itchy and burning" and "atomic itchy bum" Often abbreviated to "AIB"
Oh man-I got back from holidays like four days ago and I have the worst African Itchy Bum ever!
by stinkybutt55 January 16, 2010
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Japanese Bum Disease

Entirely fictitious rectal complaint now sweeping the playgrounds of the UK's Primary Schools.

Will be known as Japanese Butt Disease in the USA.
Tulisa has Japanese Bum Disease

Simon Cowell has JBD
by Scally0 January 14, 2013
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up your bum

A limey insult.
Same as the American up your ass, up yours, in your butt.
To tell someone to fuck off, get lost, go to hell.
Often accompanied by an upraised index and fore finger twisted together gesturing a upward thrusting motion.
"Up your bum, you stinky fingered bastard!"
by jsd9632 January 20, 2012
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Anti-bum card

When your going somewhere like McDonalds or any other prime bum gathering ground and you only bring a credit/ debit card instead of cash. This leads to a very simple "no i don't have any money on me" or "i only brought plastic" response when pestered for change by bums. Its a quick simple way to relieve yourself of the guilt incurred by making other dumb excuses as to why you won't give a bum money.
Guy 1: Man i just got guilt tripped into giving this bum all my spare change outside of McDonalds
Guy 2: I'm telling you, just use the anti-bum card and you won't feel guilty about refusing them money
Underage Guy 3: I got a bum to get me a 30 pack last night
Guy 2: I knew there was a reason god made bums
by kingsnaces January 21, 2010
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Bum Ass Hoe

That dirty Hoe at school or work that you just hate and wanna fighy
by Meowcats257789 February 12, 2016
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bum's rush

diarrhea

A play on the "forceful ejection" meaning, instead implying that there is poop rushing from your bum (butt).
Employer: I'll give you the bum's rush!
Employee: Where I come from, we call that diarrhea.

All that fatty meat gave my the bum's rush!
by Ervty September 02, 2005
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