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French shart fungus

A term used to describe a the after math your anus after eating too much French food and sharting it all out the following night,a fungus that sits on your anal cavity reminding you of your horrible misdeeds.
Person 1:What’s wrong,man?
Person 2:Man,I took my gf to eat at a French buffet and it gave us both French shart fungus
by Fivenightsatfnaf69 September 24, 2025
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French Horn

When you grab your partners naked hips and smash your lips into there ass crack while blowing, the vibration makes them orgasm. You may need to wet the crack area with tongue in order to really get that vibration going.
I gave my husband a French horn last night till he came
by Veronica Valentin August 2, 2017
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French Peggy

Title for a person that was french pegged (not the pegger)
Mark enjoyed his time with his little french peggy, making sure to use the available length of the baguette.
by WKKSKRI June 2, 2025
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French person

A Disgusting creature from the depths of tarturus whomst feed on your joy and weird bread

extremely dangerous kill on sight
Person 1😺 : hon hon bagguette

Person 2😈 : ew a french person
by Funky Jim and gimbo May 3, 2025
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french fries

the fucking best food in the world so oily and deep fried and salted the only part about french fries that sucks is when seagles steal them but the solution is to order chicken wings on the side
by <====8 November 6, 2020
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French Stove

A passionate and steamy romantic encounter that involves a lot of heat, creativity, and perhaps some culinary flair—think of combining French passion with the intensity of a hot stove.
"Last night was so hot, we practically invented the French Stove."
by Valaraukor July 2, 2025
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porcelain French horn

The shitter , the shit pot , the dunny, the chodbin, the shunky, the cludgy, the bog.
Excuse me for a brief few moments Delilah ,

One requires to repair to the Porcelain French Horn to offload a hefty quantity of arse bars
by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023
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