hot mess

1. a person that looks just pitiful
2. a person who looks as if they've been to hell and back

That girl looked like a hot mess after she woke up from her long slumber.

by Bnugg December 28, 2003

hot topic

Hot Topic can be decribed in these words: The Goth 'N' Go

walk in one person, walk out a mindless droid of the "dark lord that is..Hot Topic"

by GhostDeGrayte July 17, 2005

Hot Mess

An attractive person whose life is a disater and may lose interest in keeping up his/her apperance.

Britney Spears is in rehab again. She's such a hot mess.

by Kay B. November 4, 2008

Hot Rod

To bedeck the male appendage with various decorative trappings such as glue on jewels and glitter. This is the male gender equivalent to Vajazzle

Wow Bob, not only did you get a full body wax but you got a spiffy Hot Rod. I really like the sparkle.

by garytencents April 27, 2010

pours hot

When a bartender pours a very strong drink because he/she thinks you are hot/cute/sexy. It contains almost straight liquor and very little mixer.

Fuck, that bartender pours hot. Everytime I get a drink from him, it's like I'm getting a triple.

by ORD Bitch February 28, 2010

Hot bong

The act of directing foul-smelling odor, from a fresh source, to your mouth and nose with a megaphone or safety cone.

I did a mega 'hot bong' hit off the open sewer pipe, with a safety cone, after Orlando took a crap upstairs.

by Bo Regard March 18, 2009

chrono hot

When a girl is absolutely gorgeous one day, but looks hideously ugly the next time you see her.

Monday: Yo bro, did you see Karin? Her ass looks so fuckin hot! I just wanna tear that ass up!

Thursday: What the fuck is up with Karin today? Her ass looks nice but what the hell happened to her face? How the hell did she get so much acne within a matter of two days??? God damn, she looks like a paper-bager today!
That bitch is fuckin chrono hot!

by OTB - Off the Boat Russian ;-) April 3, 2009