To gain significant advantage or make one's way through the world by exploiting social dynamics, state institutions and weaponising the law (usually to the detriment of moral but naive others).
Cindy: "I'm so over my farting, snoring husband, but I need him. How about you?"
Jelissa: "Well I have no problems. I lined up a guy via Internet dating from the other side of the world, he knocked me up so I could have my baby and he's out of sight, out of mind. He pays me child support off the record out of guilt, and I get special single mother benefits. Then I married Enrique, but divorced him after four years for a payout and alimony. These days I just do what I want!"
Cindy: "Wow, you have it all worked out, don't you?"
Jelissa: "Well I have no problems. I lined up a guy via Internet dating from the other side of the world, he knocked me up so I could have my baby and he's out of sight, out of mind. He pays me child support off the record out of guilt, and I get special single mother benefits. Then I married Enrique, but divorced him after four years for a payout and alimony. These days I just do what I want!"
Cindy: "Wow, you have it all worked out, don't you?"
To drop or force something that has elastic potential, (Usually a spherical object, such as a Ball so the forces of gravity pull the object towards the earth's core. On contact with the earth's crust the elastic potential is changed into kinectic energy propelling the object back on a simular or at a opposite reflected angle. This is consided to be one bounce, but a object may bounce more than once if it has the energy sufficient to do so.
'Let's have a bounce!'
'I bet I can bounce this babybel off his head'
'Bounce, to have a or not to have a'
'I bet I can bounce this babybel off his head'
'Bounce, to have a or not to have a'
by Frosty Pink and the 11 warps July 18, 2008
Tiffany: (lisping) ARRGH!! This Snapchat update SUCKS!! (cries)
Teacher: (gives Tiffany a tissue) You have an issue, here's a tissue.
Tiffany: *blushes*
Tiffany: (takes off her glasses, wipes her tears with the tissue, cleans her glasses with that tissue and then puts her glasses back on.)
Tiffany: (sniffles, blows nose on that same tissue)
Teacher: (gives Tiffany a tissue) You have an issue, here's a tissue.
Tiffany: *blushes*
Tiffany: (takes off her glasses, wipes her tears with the tissue, cleans her glasses with that tissue and then puts her glasses back on.)
Tiffany: (sniffles, blows nose on that same tissue)
by babypiratesnapchat2 February 01, 2023
by sunmanparadox July 26, 2021
Another way of stating that an individual or individuals should never have been born in the first place, if only to spare the rest of us from their idioticy. Can be used for any gender or amount of individuals.
by RTM 1963 May 26, 2021
In top boy Jaq see that lauren had a boot before getting in bath and died. (Must've took something else or been other contributing factors coz that's not possible)
Everyone thought Kelly was fit until this is England 90 when she's caught having a boot in bathroom (why not lock the door?!)
Heroin addict needed to have a boot to stop cold turkey withdrawl
Everyone thought Kelly was fit until this is England 90 when she's caught having a boot in bathroom (why not lock the door?!)
Heroin addict needed to have a boot to stop cold turkey withdrawl
by Pseudonym? Mynoduesp March 31, 2024
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