jared the subway guy

A total dirtbag who was a child molester and acted in the movie sharknado

A famous actor and sandwich maker turned rapist is jared the subway guy

by HunterTheDude November 3, 2017

Magic Fone Guy

A guy who dials a girl via his cell phone and gets so afraid to talk to her that he pretends the phone dialed her magically.

I questioned The Magic Fone Guy about his three calls and he said the phone must have dialed me itself.

by sgjailr December 28, 2007

Nobody asked guy

The guy who says "nobody asked" all the time and thinks it's either funny or making people want them more.
The nobody asked guy usually has no friends,no life and no humor

-Yo I just got splinter Cell
-Nobody asked u moron
- (in this case this person is a Nobody asked guy)

by YourLocalAlphaChad April 21, 2021

Girl Guy Ratio

The Girl Guy Ratio is the ratio of Girls to Guys at a party. Often it is shortened to GGR

"Man the Girl Guy Ratio here is terrible, its a total sausage fest"

by degoodz January 24, 2010

Certy guy effect

When a person with a lot of respect and notoriety (a certy guy) is around and people who are usually quiet decide to act hard and beg them to impress and gain their respect.

THE CERTY GUY EFFECT:
A regular guy: “That guy looks like Henry the eighth”
Everyone: *cricket noises*
Certy guy: “hey that guy looks like Henry the eighth”

Everyone: “HAHAHAHHAHA SOOO FUNNNY YOU LEGEND WOW HOW DID YOU NOTICE THAT HAHAHAHAHHA CAN I SUCK YOU D**K!!!”

by Mattmatt88282 October 20, 2018

give a guy head

Sucking that dick

Are you going to give a guy head or no

by Litty0188 March 30, 2017

epic beard guy

While riding a bus, a rather ignorant black man approached what appeared to be a senile old man. Being the ignorant peice of shit his was, he proceeded to harass the old man and call him names such as pinky and crumple foreskin. Epic beard guy then responded by punching him in the jaw and then breaking his nose. He left the scene with the wise words "DONT FUCK WITH ME". The black man proceeded to talk shit even though he was bleeding everywhere and thus ended up looking like a stupid douchebag.

Epic beard guy: I slap the shit outta tough guys like you

Black douche: wha? WHAT?
(goes up and pushes epic beard guy)

epic beard guy then breaks his face open with his fists of fury

by Guy ledoucheys February 22, 2010