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Golden Seal

In various state prison system, this refers to the discharge certificate issued to an inmate when they have served their complete sentence, including any parole or probation. The certificate bears a gold-foil seal.
I received my golden seal back in 2022, so I have no time left on that sentence.
by GXGB December 24, 2025
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Golden Corral

When your addicted to eating your own boogers and can’t stop picking them and/or eating them, so you stay picking and eating
She can’t be hungry, she’s a self sufficient Golden Corral
by NikkiNuggets January 3, 2026
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Golden corral

Verb - To Golden Corral someone - when two people are having sex in the shower and a third person comes into the bathroom and pees in the shower.
Joe golden corralled us earlier in the shower.

I just golden corralled Steve and Mary.
by Justphishin January 12, 2026
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The golden age of America

"The golden age of America begins right now."
-Donald J. Trump
January 20, 2025
by nb21-rz2k January 28, 2025
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Golden Rain Check

When a man delays receiving a blowjob because he needs to urinate first. His thoughtful consideration ensures a more comfortable and enjoyable experience for both parties, with the expectation that the favor will be honored later.
“We were getting into it, but I had to hit her with a golden rain check—no way I was gonna risk that kind of distraction.”
"She was all set to go, but I had to call a golden rain check. Came back refreshed and ready for round two.”
“Gave my girl a golden rain check last night. She actually thanked me for the courtesy.”
by HAL9002 February 5, 2025
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Inverted Golden Giraffe

The act of a person with a penis urinating with a full erection while doing a handstand. Sometimes done for humor or after sex, but often done in the fetish style of water sports
Filby: My guy, I was so hard last night I couldn’t even piss. It was impossible.

Dondo: You should’ve just busted out the Inverted Golden Giraffe! Sometimes the only way to pee up, is to pee down. But remember to aim.
by BettyYellowSplash February 18, 2025
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Golden Wind

The simultaneous action of urinating while ripping ass hard enough to turn the stream into a fine mist
Ive heard of a golden shower... but a golden wind requires some special talent
by AzureFish February 21, 2025
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