Ethan is very special name just like any other name. He can be also funny,kind,smart, he could also help you in support you when you have problems.And if you ever get a chance of dating a guy name Ethan then your lucky
by Mysteriouslover72 November 22, 2021
Get the Ethan mug.Ethan is a orange stupid fat fuck who regularly sits outside fast food restaurants scavenging for smoked roll ups (mainly McDonald’s). He is a well known scrounger amongst family & friends and frequently requests to ‘borrow’ money with absolutely no intention of ever paying them back. Ethan’s dream as a child was to reach ELITE 1 Division in FUT.. however due to unfortunate circumstances, ethan sustained an injury to his left index finger meaning he’s absolutely awful & will never achieve this dream.. Unfortunately, this led to a spiral of uncharacteristic behaviours & now Ethan is a hobo.
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Get the Ethan mug.Ethan is a big girl, often cries in bed after getting crushed by superior BJJ practitioners. Has been heard several times screaming “I wish I was as good looking as Charlie”
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Get the Ethan mug.Ethan is a dark horse. He will draw you in with his cheeky chat up lines and fake promises only to leave you crying almost needing sectioning. Ethan loves ket, don’t be an Ethan
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etha very much likes little kids and will do anything to be able to spend one minute with a 5 year old
Person 1: I saw ethan fucking the little kid over there
Person 2: should we stop him
Person 1: nah theres no stopping that man ethan´s a pedophile
Person 2: should we stop him
Person 1: nah theres no stopping that man ethan´s a pedophile
by CraZYDuck26 January 23, 2025
Get the ethan´s a pedophile mug.Often described as a narcissist with his charming personality and a way with words he’s depicted as a manipulative person often stereotyped as a ladies man when it comes to him and what he put his mind too it’s barbecue chicken from there, his persona and what he displays to others leaves people in confusion and disarray, no one knows the real him except what he portrays to others, Ethan houser is quite suave most people can’t quite grasp the thought of how he “free balls” life with no medication but why wouldn’t he? In every way he is described as pure perfection having a strong presence in every room he enters, he walks with confidence and his eye contact is folding, the man is a freak in the bed, he’s borderline genius and athletic, he’s the brains and the bronze and boy can he tell a story. He uses his words for a bigger purpose, he takes pride being a villain as being a hero in someone’s story doesn’t quite bring the exhilaration he wants no that he needs, he thrives off hate it brings him to stepping stones he wouldn’t find by himself altogether he has hunger for ambition and self gratification and will stop at nothing to achieve what he desires, he leaves a mark on people that will never be forgotten, others call him crazy they don’t see what he sees for what he sees is something bigger then himself and he will sink his canines into it if it’s the last thing he will ever do. Also he suffers from alcoholism.
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