Toilet Dick

When your penis touches the inside of the toilet bowl

friend:"How's the new toilet you have installed??"
you:"It totally gives me toilet dick."

by Dontevenknow October 14, 2014

foam dick

from getting a blowjob and the cum mixes around and makes a bunch of foam.

i got foam dick after getting fucked so hard.

by nobody else here April 26, 2017

dick wrappers

another name for condoms

Anyone need dick wrappers?

by extet May 26, 2010

Mummy Dick

Wrapping your penis in toilet paper to prevent it from touching an unsanitary surface.

Yo man. I took a nap on the shitter today and went full mummy Dick cuz that bowl was nasty

by Naught Parrot October 18, 2018

dick faced

That stupid open-mouthed look that people have on their face when they're surprised or shocked.

Look at that dumb broad standing in the corner looking dick faced.

by Saharrah Naimah April 9, 2015

Goldilocks dick

A dick that is not too big, not too small, it is juuuuust riiiiiight.

I pulled down his pants and saw he has a Goldilocks dick!

by Goldilockz June 22, 2016

dick swarm

noun
1. a gathering of men around one individual; usually homosexuals

Origin:
2014; American English, while drunk around a campfire at Campit Resort in Michigan

“Carl was looking so cute in his swimsuit that he created a dick swarm.”

by ChicagoCarl July 11, 2014