Dad Jokes

Annoying jokes your dad tells you. At one point you probably thought they were very funny, but not anymore. Now he just tells you them because he misses the old you and wishes he could go back to the good old days.

These dad jokes are very unfunny.

I'm worried about my dad. He keeps telling me dad jokes and sighing.

by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022

Dad

Whats a dad?

Mom:wheres your dad

Me: oh he went to get some milk

by That ugly man October 22, 2019

No dad

Used to describe a person who is cringey.
Orgin-Some person on the internet thought people who are cringe prob don't have dads because their dad went to get milk as an excuse of leaving their child, and then it became a cult-I mean a popular internet thing.
This term usually used as a joke and not seriously. DO NOT call anyone irl fatherless because that might be offensive to some people. DO call Bellathewolf fatherless. Everyone's fine with that one :D

Bellathewolf has no dad.

by Shaomiaome September 16, 2024

ditto dad

A father/dad of two or more people.

My sister and I look completely different but we have a ditto dad.

by Franzy72 January 7, 2025

ur dad

The best way to defeat someone when in a ur mom argument.

Person 1: Hey Carellius, what'sup?
Person 2: ur mom
Person 1: no u
Person 2: No, ur mom
Person 1: No, ur dad.
Person 2 dies instantly.

by Jefferious January 20, 2020

Hammer Dad

Must be a dad with a large tool collection, always seen carrying around a hammer.

Man, he's such a hammer dad!

by beebop photography June 10, 2022

e dad

father of an e girl\boy, they randomly dance and do tiktoks e dad is also called senior e boy

look I found a e dad

by loans little peom September 9, 2020