Christian

Christian is the best boyfriend ever. we all need a Christian in our lives. He is sweet, funny, caring and every green flag there can be.

So if you meet someone named Christian ask him out immediately because you might never meet such an amazing person again

You: Hey is your name christian?
Him: yes.
You: will you be my boyfriend?
Him: yes!

by Loofy_edits November 6, 2022

Christian Hawkins Cum

When you get a cum load from your favorite assortment of random letters

I feel so normal. Too normal. I need a cup of Christian Hawkins Cum.

by Chocolate Factory the Willy Wa November 21, 2022

christian rizznaldo

someone who got mad rizz and plays soccer

“damn he rizzing her up ok christian rizznaldo”

by christian..rizznaldo December 8, 2022

christian

he’s so cool and rad and wicked and bitchin’.

have you met christian?

yeah, he’s so bitchin’!

by leebugs December 15, 2022

Christian Werner

Biggest Gym Rat
He is not natty
Body count over 20
Man whore of Michigan
Is currently dating Alex Aaron

Wow! Have you seen christian Werner's insta? He is a fruit cake

by benjamineck2231 December 19, 2022

Christian

A boy who is a complete and utter dork. He probably enjoys Star Wars and reading, but he is also very sweet and loyal. He tries to be there for you when you're in need. When you're down, he can pick you up. He's weird, and you feel like you can be yourself around him. He's just a wonderful person to be around, and he can make you smile like no one else can.

Who's that weirdo?

Oh, that's just Christian. He's amazing.

by georificer December 19, 2022

Christianity

A belief system held by community of people, where narcissistic people can be openly abusive and be praised for it by it's other members.

He used to be such a nice person but Christianity got him and now he is shooting gays, burning women who went on abortion and dictating other peoples lives.

by missshelll January 12, 2023