crunchy cock

A cock that you bite into if you don't like the size of it cause he's a faggot

Joey : can i have a blow job
Captain falcon : no cause you have a crunchy cock

by Mark 1795 August 20, 2017

soggy cock

The act of dipping your penis in syrup, usually with waffles surrounding it.

Yo the other day I did a soggy cock and to this second girls won't get off my dick.

by Zombalatron December 16, 2017

Cock Hogger

A woman who hogs way too many cocks during a gang bang

Tara: "Did you see Amy last night at the bang? She was plastered by the end of it!"

Shontayl: "That's watchya get when you invite a cock hogger over. Trampy ho."

by SLotH13 February 24, 2011

Cock Split

The ratio, based on 100%, of a cock's potential hardness, arousal, and size.

Person being fondled, "Whadda you think - 60/40?"

Fondler, "Dude, I am not yet familiar with your cock split, but, I dunno, maybe 70/30?"

by cbizl September 15, 2011

medium cock

A common name associated with a penis of 6 or 7 inches, most common size penis.

I heard Charlie can do great with that medium cock of his.

by MrUDank December 21, 2016

slobber cocked

It refers to being extremely drunk.

"dude last night i couldn't walk i was so slobber cocked

by bogan mccamy December 17, 2009

Cock Friction

Cock Friction is what happens when you are fucking the same hole as another dude. Usually, it is the pussy. Cock Friction can lead to intense orgasm and extreme cases of liquid fog.

Kippers and I ended up fucking Beckies cunt at the same time. Cock Friction only made us last a couple of minutes before we both unloaded.

by Paul Kippers May 13, 2011