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Eva and Christian

A love like none other. Everything is the absolute best when they are together.
Like Christian Keyes and Eva Marcille, the celebrity couple who keeps it popping! #Eva and Christian
by Chazard04 December 9, 2024
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The Christian Combo

“...it’s just lettuce and tomatoe
Question: “Hey Alex what do you want to eat?”
Answer: “The Christian Combo”
by Rxking91 February 9, 2018
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Christian

The most confusing person you'll ever meet, calls everybody including his own parents a "Bot" but constantly do the most lamest shit, assumes for absolutely no reason, has extremely bad skin to the point where its hard for him to put on lotion, say or do unnecessary things for no reason and thinks it's funny.
Christian is a bot
by Karen 2.0 November 22, 2021
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Christian

Christian is an absolute best friend you could ever have, he will help you through your struggles, he is the type of person that would make everyone in his group laugh and joke around with his mates, he is a very sporty person and very fit, he does not show his emotions to his mates and will pick a fight with anyone he likes, he would also spar one of his mates either at school or at home. Christian falls in love really quickly and is wishing if his crush likes him back. He will always be the top one in his group of friends. You might really want a Christian in your life because he is the kind of person that will roast you but then he would hug you and say it was all a joke he will randomly say he loves you. He has a good jawline likes to show it off when he is taking a selfie. If you meet a Christian in your life make him feel loved and he will love you back.
Raymond: Yo did you see that guy Christian in our Year!
Jimmy: He is the meanest cunt and the best friend I could ever have.
Raymond: He gets all the ladies but likes this one girl.
Jimmy: Ik ayye he is the funniest person in our group.
Raymond: And has a good Jawline WOW
by david0987 September 18, 2019
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Carter Christian

Owner and CEO of “The Homies”. He is known to have a massive shlong and invented the bro codes. If you ever see him you should get on your knees and start sucking for your one and only meaningful relationship. Lastly he is a naturally great ruler with powers over his homies and the bro code.
Omg it’s Carter Christian, get on your knees and start sucking right now!
by The BroCode___ April 26, 2022
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Christian

A great friend that's there for you. He makes you laugh at stupid things. You both laugh at stupid things. He's someone you could vent to and he'll help you with your problem. Yet he bullies you but then you also do it back. One of the bestest friends you could ever have. He's a ladies man too (; He's POPULAR even though he doesn't think he is. He's a fantabulous person you could ever meet. :). He also says he’s fat but is not.
Christian is a bomb
by That_one_child July 23, 2018
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Christian

A Big Fucking Hig Rider Nigger very bad in boxing and has bad vocabulary.
Someone: "jij hebt mijn agenda gebrongen hondje"
Me: "that is for sure a Christian Fat Pig HogRider NIGGER
by HogRiderNIG November 21, 2021
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