Root beer spiked with about 2 ounces of Captain Morgan that you drank when you were 11 with 3 friends at a fire you started with their moms Zippo in the woods
by add me on snap @Sawyer.Ritchie March 18, 2018
The end result of getting very drunk in the company of persons who happen to possess some form of razor or other hair-removing device.
"Drake, what happened to your hair?"
"Last night I drank too much and passed out, and some of the guys totally beer sheared me... Now I'm bald."
"Last night I drank too much and passed out, and some of the guys totally beer sheared me... Now I'm bald."
by fork my eye August 25, 2009
by Toddyhotty December 03, 2016
Sharon: did you get some of tri gabba's bathtub beer?
Deborah: hell no, that kiwi beer is vomit inducing ecoli shit. Pass.
Deborah: hell no, that kiwi beer is vomit inducing ecoli shit. Pass.
by thatswhack August 27, 2017
by billthomas January 11, 2012
When any house, apartment, condo, car, hospital or underside of a bridge looks like an ideal place to move into due only to having an incredibly miserable home life or are simply living in a shit hole.
"We've got to help my buddy out, bro. He's got the Residential Beer Goggles--he was talking about how great it would be to live on the subway."
by T0NYALPHA February 21, 2017