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jake

the cutest guy on earth who is hilarious sweet and SHORT HAHAHA. he would be your best friend but your worst enemy if ur mean to him or his friends, but hes loyal and dedicated and always up for a good time. he would do stupid stuff like claim he has 0 rizz when in reality he has the most anyone could have. u go jake
“why is jake so cute STOP”
“idk but to me he looks like a troll doll
by sneakerswish200 January 27, 2023
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Jake Paul

A 24 year old ohio boy who fucks girls 5 times a week
Have you watched jake paul

yeah isnt he logan pauls brother
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Jake Harris

One of the greatest people ever. Has a giant cock, and is usually very intelligent about most things.
Hey, do you know Jake Harris? He's amazing, right!?
by ilovejakeharris March 3, 2025
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Jaquan and Jake

Jaquan: Im Black!
Jake: Im white!
This shows that Jaquan and Jake are way too happy about their skin colors
by Psychological terror December 14, 2020
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jake briningstool

her: have u seen jake briningstool?
friend: omg yeah he’s the sexiest man alive!
by sickbitch1234 November 2, 2020
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Jake

A Jake (a person named jake) is a man who is generally outgoing, sweet, and attractive. When you first meet a Jake, you will notice his lack of self consciousness. This can sometimes lead to bad friendships and inattentiveness in relationships. When a Jake’s narcissism has been discovered, he will turn it on someone else to cover up his blame. This is his only flaw. Other than that, a Jake is pretty fun to hang around.
Nice girl: wow I think I have a crush on that guy, is he nice?
Girl’s friend: As a friend he’s nice, but I’ve heard he’s a Jake. I wouldn’t pursue someone who’ll neglect you like that.
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Jake

Guy 1: this guys is so bad at 100m fly
Guy2: must be jake
by X._jakey_baby_.x July 7, 2019
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