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Carpet Burn

The extremely painful reaction that occurs when acidic sex juices leak onto freshly shaven genitals. (usually in reference to a woman's juices)
"Babe, you gave me carpet burn last night. You need to think about drinking some alkaline water."

"I gave myself carpet burn when I masturbated in the shower."
by hogthehedge September 25, 2014
mugGet the Carpet Burnmug.

burning gas

stop burning gas and save for a rainy day
by Sexydimma February 15, 2015
mugGet the burning gasmug.

Robbie Burnes

Eshayy Bahhh
Robbie Burnes is an up-and-coming eshay planning to roll banks town.
by rubyhoshino July 4, 2024
mugGet the Robbie Burnesmug.

global burning

Hotter and the worse type of Global warming which makes the world burn
We can no longer say it's global warming, it's global burning
by The Livestreamer January 22, 2017
mugGet the global burningmug.

burning down to my insides

that feeling when someone touches you and you feel that aching, burning sensation deep down inside, wanting more
(sexual)
„when he touched me I felt his touch was burning down to my insides
by myheartisonfire November 9, 2023
mugGet the burning down to my insidesmug.

Burned the monkey

When you distroy shit your ex gave you... as in the time he gave you a stuffed animal, and then broke up with you so you burned it.
Friend: So how are things going with tom?
You: I burned the monkey..!
Friend: OH.!.
by Fo'realdoe December 19, 2016
mugGet the Burned the monkeymug.

wire burn

When you rub up against a metal wire (like a zipline wire) and you get a burn from it.
My friend told me to jump to get on the zipline and i rubbed my head against the wire and got wire burn.
mugGet the wire burnmug.

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