Asshole rumbles

Farts

“I thought I was by a marsh field, but it turns out my buddy just hard some big asshole rumbles”

by Aldauphinais July 22, 2019

Asshole

Someone is is a complete dick.

Anthony Baker is an asshole

by The Taylor Bonita March 10, 2017

opportunistic asshole

People who always pick the asshole choice whenever they can do something good/not do something bad.

Dave: Dude did you seriously eat half the brownies I made before anyone else even woke up?
Warbel: You snooze you lose lol
Dave: Fucking opportunistic asshole

by gingerlover123wastaken April 22, 2023

Nigger fry rice in my asshole

A Black man’s asshole is so thermally hot that one could achieve fried rice on it
Example:

Person 1: “Jamal I wish I had fried rice”
Person 2: “Ling Ling, Nigger fry rice in my asshole, a black man’s ass is always hot”
Using a black man’s asshole to cook fried rice

by Ling Ling the chink July 31, 2024

red asshole

Your asshole is sore from constantly wiping your ass with cheap toilet paper.

Brian has a case of red asshole from using that grade 4 sandpaper toilet paper from Dollar General!

by RonMark46 June 30, 2022

Flat asshole

Your buttcheeks are so spread apart that your ass hole flat

Brittian you have a flat asshole

by Magsw13 February 13, 2019

Asshole

~a person who acts like a jerk~

first rando person: bro Kevin is such an asshole
other rando person: Kevin is just Kevin

first rando person: Kevin is a different breed of Kevin. he evolved from the monkey type of asshole- he’s like the human descendant of asshole 🙄

by Lucy.anime October 13, 2021