John couldn't focus on sex due to his Calcium Daydream.
"That Calcium Daydream was so intense I popped a boner and filled my pants with fresh cream."
"That Calcium Daydream was so intense I popped a boner and filled my pants with fresh cream."
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Get the abu dayyeh mug.The period between December 18th and January 1st 2017 gave players 14 days of gifts. Players regard it as the most perfect time in life/the game of Fortnite.
Sometimes, it is used as a compliment to say someone is perfect. It is more often used by males, but not exclusively.
Sometimes, it is used as a compliment to say someone is perfect. It is more often used by males, but not exclusively.
As his girlfriend was preparing for their date, she asked,
"How do I look?"
He took one look at her, and in a nostalgic, bittersweet tone; spoke the words:
"14 Days of Fortnite"
This meant absolutely nothing to her at the time, but one urban dictionary search later revealed what he meant.
"How do I look?"
He took one look at her, and in a nostalgic, bittersweet tone; spoke the words:
"14 Days of Fortnite"
This meant absolutely nothing to her at the time, but one urban dictionary search later revealed what he meant.
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Widely used term for when your fingers and autocorrect team up to embarrass you by turning a simple sentence into an unholy mess of typos. It’s giving “keyboard betrayal” with a side of can’t type to save my life. Usually followed by your friends roasting you for hours.
Basically, it’s serving spellcheck is free, bestie.
Widely used term for when your fingers and autocorrect team up to embarrass you by turning a simple sentence into an unholy mess of typos. It’s giving “keyboard betrayal” with a side of can’t type to save my life. Usually followed by your friends roasting you for hours.
Basically, it’s serving spellcheck is free, bestie.
Example:
Person 1: “I’ll meet you at the mooseum for lunshtime.”
Person 2: “The… what? You mean the museum for lunchtime?”
Person 1: “Ugh, I keep getting Dayanned!”
Person 1: “I’ll meet you at the mooseum for lunshtime.”
Person 2: “The… what? You mean the museum for lunchtime?”
Person 1: “Ugh, I keep getting Dayanned!”
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Get the These days mug.When working third shift, while it's dark outside you are tired and fatigued either due to lack of sleep, or exhaustion but when morning light appears (daylight) You are suddenly full of energy and awake like you haven't worked 12 hours shift
Me: "dude, I'm so eepy but I can't eep because of the stupid daylight effect
Them: What's the daylight effect?
Me: oh it's where I can't sleep because my brain thinks that the sun being out means my day is just starting when it's supposed to be ending
Them: What's the daylight effect?
Me: oh it's where I can't sleep because my brain thinks that the sun being out means my day is just starting when it's supposed to be ending
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