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Mud Pie Straw

When taking a dump and your is giving you head similar to a Blumpkin but you drop a big one and the splash hits her in the face
Dude let tell you about that hoe who drank through a Mud Pie Straw
by JoSco July 22, 2015
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mud garb

A noun which describes the misuse of a femdom.
He slipped, and the proper thing became a mud garb.
by captcondom February 20, 2011
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mud thot

A country girl with hoe like tendencies. These types of girls are mostly seen hanging around ATV parks.
"Look at that girl flirting with my man, she is such a mud thot".
by Klg84 July 31, 2016
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MUD ROAD

A term used to describe an individual who actively engages in anal sex but refuses to practice proper anal hygiene. Once someone is labeled or carry the "Mud Road" moniker, their success at attracting other partners can be significantly impaired /damaged.
Allan was confused on why he was not having any luck attracting sexual partners at the bar. His friend informed him he had the reputation of being a Mud Road and would need to start routinely washing his anal and rectum area more consistently.
by Meglodon904 June 25, 2024
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Kentucky Mud Dog

The act of sucking a turd out of someone’s ass.
Man this asshole guy said he wanted to fuck my girlfriend!” “You ought to show him a real asshole and make him give you a Kentucky Mud Dog!”
by Chevylanche October 16, 2025
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Mississippi Mud Monkey

The Mississippi Mud Monkey is when you take a shit and the feces is clinging to the hairs in and around the anus like a monkeys to tree branches. The Mississippi Mud Monkey derives it’s name after the clay like mud prevalent in much of Mississippi’s soil. The mud can be sticky and difficult to walk, drive through, and wipe away.
Damn, I just gave birth to a Mississippi Mud Monkey and now I need a shower.

Man, this girl is clinging to me like a Mississippi Mud Monkey
by Don’t call me Dad September 19, 2025
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Mud Smurf

When a girl gives you blue balls and then poops on your balls.
Yeah last night Amanda was about to finish me off and then mud smurfed me and left.
by ElevenToesJohn October 15, 2020
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