Days-And-A-Half

The nervous and obvious act of lying when someone asks how long you have been doing something.

mom-"Billy how long have you been doing your homework"

Billy-" Days-And-A-Half"

Mom-" Billy??"

Billy "SHIT FINE BITCH FIVE MINUTES...SHIT AND CHEDDER CHEESE!"

by D.B Brink December 31, 2009

TW0 AND A HALF

If your FRAT brothers call you this as watch your back.

I hate to tell you TOM as you are a TW0 AND A HALF with a zero.

by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX August 19, 2021

double-half-nibling

1- Child of maternal half-sister and of paternal half-brother at the same time.
2- Child of paternal half-sister and of maternal half-brother at the same time.

My double-half-nibling is a good person.

by Peter12369 October 21, 2021

Half slug

A term used to describe a dick that is neither hard or flaccid. The half slug is generally used by men to wave or display to soneone they are in love with.

Codge showed steve his half slug, and steve ejaculated.

by fetus 124yes September 25, 2011

half-family

A single parent, may be a single-mom or a single-dad (though not a divorced parent)

It seems like there are too many children today who are raised in a half-family household.

by techyartsyman52 June 23, 2023

Half available

When you're single but don't want to commit to anyone

Oh yeah, she's half available

by CuckNinja August 2, 2018

Half-Vegan

Someone who is vegan but only eats meat when it is 50% off

"Im no fully vegan, im Half-Vegan. It still counts though"

by Enderdragon2032//4_7D September 21, 2022