fake kicking

when you pretend to be coming off of a drug you have never been into, or had a part of distributing / making.

" y'all was fake kicking shit so ima dap you with the lefty "

by RATCHETGANGYUHEARD August 15, 2017

fake afk

when a person leaves without saying anything or when a person says they are gonna do something that takes 5 mins to do but end up going out for a long period of time

Malek: Yo guys I'm gonna go to the bathroom real quick
2hrs later
Yak: Did that guy just fake afk us
Tensive: ye gango he did

by yakonurcheeks September 13, 2023

Fake

Something that Ani and Penny always say

Leaving the call was so fake of you

by Legal Border Hoppers 4 life December 17, 2023

Fake

Some who thinks they are so cool and good at everything a.k.a. Florence

I hate fake people

by Yeetus_delutus June 22, 2019

Fake

When the Italian family on the table next to yours is quiet.

Gay Person Eating 1: Bro this isn't right. Something about this is fake.
Gay Person Eating 2: What's that?
Gay Person Eating 1: The Italian family next to us is quiet. We might be in a simulation

by Dontbrushyourteethatworkgaybot January 30, 2022

Fake bitch

That friend who always asks "OMG can I borrow that just to try it?" and never gives it back

"that fake bitch still owes me my lego figure"

by Godisagamer January 19, 2019

Fake hospitality

Someone who doesnt have the heart to run a guy off, so they put out welcome mats and give him food a few hours after they tell him to stay out or leave.

Fuck fake hospitality, let a guy know that nobody likes/respects him, especially if he can already tell (people tend to pick up on that kind of thing if they've lived to a certain age) . Reality is better than a facade of hospitality and insincere friendliness. A false apology is the same thing as fake hospitality, it's better to go ahead and let somebody you're not sorry about what happened, and you never will be, since that is how you really feel about something.

by Solid Mantis October 9, 2020