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Person 2: Yes.
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Must've Been The Wind 

An unusual scene taking place for a split second before going back to normal like nothing happened.
"HUH is that a capybara riding on a gator?"
"Hmp?. Must've Been The Wind."

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Exit via the gift shop 

When a lady passes gas and it unexpectedly travels forward and upward through the labia, often producing a curious sensation or sound.
"Janet shifted in yoga class, let out a sneaky one, and with an exit via the gift shop—surprise souvenir included."

Must've been the wind

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The default, automatic response given by someone experiencing auditory hallucinations (often associated with schizophrenia or other psychotic disorders) when they hear a voice, sound, or noise that isn't there, and they need to quickly dismiss it to a concerned person nearby.

It's the verbal equivalent of hitting "dismiss" on a pop-up ad in your brain. The person saying it knows, on some level, that the source is internal, but saying this phrase is a coping mechanism to maintain a facade of normalcy and avoid further questions.

A phrase used to sarcastically or darkly describe the moment you realize you're having a symptom, but you're trying to play it cool so no one freaks out.

More broadly, any dismissive explanation for something clearly paranormal, supernatural, or just plain weird.
Friend: "Hey, are you okay? You just flinched and looked at the empty corner."
Person: "Huh? Oh, yeah, must've been the wind. Thought I heard something."

"The shadow-people were whispering my name again, but my roommate was looking at me, so I just shrugged and said, 'Must've been the wind.' Gotta keep up appearances."

"Did that painting just blink?" "Nah, must've been the wind."
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